When I was in first grade, I wrote my debut novel - Ants, Ants, and More Ants. It may have also been my masterpiece. I've spent the past 25 years trying to get back to that story.
Still trying, though, and that's what counts, yeah?
Check out some of my work here. Fiction's my main squeeze, but I can get down with some scathing and cynical societal critiques once in a while - purely factual, mind you.
Words are great too. Even the short ones.
Wait - especially the short ones.